This past Friday, at about 2AM, I was driving back home after a long day, a great Mexican dinner with some foodie friends, and a very fun gig with my band in downtown West Chester.
I was stopped about halfway home, on backroads, by a police sobriety checkpoint.
Had I been drinking that night? Well... duh...!
Did I drink responsibly, ending my alcohol intake hours before I had planned to head home after the gig? Yep.
Did I 'pass' this sobriety checkpoint?
Of course, I 'passed' the sobriety checkpoint, thanks to my tried-and-true, never-fail, guaranteed-to-work or your-money-back 3 Rules for Passing Sobriety Checkpoints.
Today, free of charge, I'm going to share my 3 Rules with you...!The 1WineDude.com 3 Rules for Passing Sobriety Checkpoints:
There you have it! Simple, straight-forward, and guaranteed-to-work - or your money back!
For more on responsible wine-drinking, see these previous 1WineDude.com articles:
Have a happy - and responsibly safe! - Monday.
Cheers!
(images: www.flickr.com/photos/stacylynn, timeinc.net)
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1 comments:
Excellent rules. Reminds me of a Monty Python movie!
How's the family, by the by?
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