WBW #42 - Seven Word Wine Review (Banfi Rosso di Montalcino)

This month's edition of Wine Blogging Wednesday comes to us courtesy of Spitton.biz, who have tasked the collective talents of the budding wine blogging community by asking us to review an Italian Red, using just seven words.

Tricky, to say the least (get it?); especially for those of us whose prose, how shall I put this... does not value highly the elegance of the concise.

But let's not sell ourselves short (get it??), or wax too philosophically about the relative merits of our brief (get it?!?) and minute (get it?!??) contribution to the great big blogosphere.

Ok, ok... I'll stop!

Anyway, for this excellent exercise in enological economy, Dude chose an old stand-by wine: Castello Banfi's Rosso di Montalcino D.O.C. (2003, Tuscany). Before Dude delves deep into the diminutive depiction of this dapper delicacy, let us first examine some way-cool background information so you can get up close and personal with what Rosso di Montalcino is all about....
Most wine lovers have at least heard about the famed wines of Brunello di Montalcino, from Tuscany in Italy's Central-west region. These suckers are famed because a) they're expensive, b) they taste great and can make amazing matches with roast meat dishes and c) need upwards of 20 years of aging to tame their harsh tannins and bracing acidity, developing over long periods of time into a plum-fruit-filled, smoky, and leathery behemoth of a wine (Dude has personally tasted 25+ year old Brunellos that still could've used a few more years in the bottle to soften up!).

But what if a) you're not rich and b) you don't want to wait around for 20+ years until you're old and gray in order to enjoy a big, bad Montalcino wine?

You can still get some of that good, down-home Montalcino love by going with a Rosso di Montalcino. Both Rosso and Brunello di Montalcino wines are made from the Brunello grape, which is a clone of Sangiovese, and both undergo similar wine-making techniques. But Rossos have a much lower minimum barrel aging requirement, and usually are made with grapes from younger vines than those that make it into the Brunellos. This makes them a) cheaper (usually under $20), and b) ready to drink without the multi-decade waiting period typically needed for good Brunellos. They're not as heavy, heady, rich, or complex as Brunellos, but Rossos give you a tasty teaser of what their bigger brothers are like, and are well worth the effort of checking out in their own right.

Got it? Groovy!

Now, let's get to this typically wordy Dude's atypically "unwordy" review. My 7 words are meant to tell a story, so I enlisted the help of some pictures (hopefully that doesn't mean I actually used 7,007 words... oh, drat!):

Pour

Sniff

Slurp

Cherries

Leather

Yum!

Empty :-(

Cheers!